“Pilot-induced error” blamed for Post Malone’s emergency jet landing—but Rolls Royce crash all him

“God must be trying to kill me”: a week of near-death experiences

Imagine blowing out two tires during takeoff, circling the skies for hours in a jet overloaded with fuel, then pulling off a hair-raising emergency landing. Days later, you’re in a Rolls Royce crash that sends your luxury ride through a fence. Even Post Malone has bad weeks.

Post Malone’s drama in the skies

It all started when Post Malone boarded a Gulfstream IV jet at New Jersey’s Teterboro Airport. He was headed to the UK for a festival performance when things went south—fast. Shortly after takeoff, two tires exploded. The jet, carrying 15 people, was forced to circle for hours, burning fuel to reduce the risk of fire during an emergency landing.

“Oh, my God, I hate flying in general. I don’t even know what to say, man. I’m shook,” Malone told TMZ after the ordeal.

The Gulfstream finally landed at New York’s Stewart International Airport, where emergency crews stood ready. Fans gathered at the runway to watch. “I landed, guys. Thank you for your prayers.”

The FAA later uncovered the cause of the incident: “pilot-induced error.” The report slammed the flight crew for exceeding the plane’s maximum takeoff weight with too much fuel and luggage. Worse, the crew didn’t follow cooling protocols after an earlier overweight landing attempt. Maintenance issues compounded the risks.

Despite the terrifying ordeal, Malone praised the jet’s crew: “There was one hell of a team on that aircraft, and we’re here… I need a beer, and I need some wine, at the same time, mixed together.”

Crash #2: Post Malone’s Rolls Royce fiasco

Just days later, Malone swapped the skies for the streets—and met more chaos. His white Rolls Royce collided with another car on a Los Angeles highway, sending the luxury vehicle crashing through a fence.

The rapper emerged unscathed, as did everyone else involved. But Malone was understandably rattled. “First almost a plane, then almost a car. God must be trying to kill me,” he quipped to reporters.

Police found no evidence of reckless driving or intoxication, chalking the crash up to bad luck.

“Not today”

Between the jet landing and the Rolls Royce crash, Malone’s week was a rollercoaster of near-misses. But his luck held strong. Whether airborne or on the ground, Malone proved unflappable—even in the face of death threats from internet trolls.

Post Malone summed up the chaos with a tweet that went viral almost as fast as the story itself: “Can’t believe how many people wished death on me on this website… but not today.” While fans flooded him with support, the tweet also called out the bizarre wave of hate he received from strangers online, proving that even in life-or-death moments, the internet can’t resist throwing shade. But for Post, the only thing that mattered was making it out alive—and he did, with a mic-drop.