Jimmy Kimmel mocks Donald Trump’s health troubles as he asks ‘what is going on?’

Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel exposed some brutal theories about President Donald Trump’s health troubles during the Wednesday, March 4, episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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Jimmy Kimmel mocked Donald Trump’s health troubles as he asked, ‘What’s going on?’

“Just when you thought Melania couldn’t find another reason not to sleep with him,” he cracked. “Or maybe she tried to strangle him in his sleep. I don’t know.”

Jimmy Kimmel has some brutal theories about President Donald Trump’s recent health troubles.

During the Wednesday, March 4, episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the 58-year-old late-night talk show host mocked the 79-year-old Commander-in-Chief’s large rash-like patch of skin that recently appeared around his collar. The rash, which was first spotted at the president’s Medal of Honor ceremony on Monday, comes after a large bruise on his right hand has repeatedly been seen since August.

In his opening monologue, Kimmel addressed the “big red yuck on his neck,” adding, “Just when you thought Melania couldn’t find another reason not to sleep with him. Or maybe she tried to strangle him in his sleep. I don’t know.” To solve the mystery, Kimmel brought in a surprise guest: the red mark on Trump’s hand. This came after Kimmel previously humiliated Trump by airing a montage of his gaffes.

Before introducing Trump’s hand, Kimmel continued to joke, “Reporters have been asking about the White House – first they claimed it was a kite surfing accident, no. They’ve so far refused to give any detailed explanation of what it is, so we decided to investigate this ourselves, and joining us now to hopefully understand what is going on with Donald Trump’s neck, please say hello to Donald Trump’s badly bruised baby hand.”

Cameras then cut to a mock Air Force One, where Trump’s bruised hand peeked out, complete with a tuft of Trump-like hair on the top. The hand said, “Hello, America. Who’s got questions for me?”

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Jimmy Kimmel spoke to Donald Trump’s bruised hand to find out more about the rash on the president’s neck

Kimmel said, “Well, I do, baby hand. I was hoping you could tell us what is going on with that rash or whatever is happening north of you on the president’s neck?”

Trump’s bruised hand replied, “That’s not a rash. The neck is just a little irritated from all the metal it’s been wearing. We’ve won so many awards. The FIFA Peace Prize, Olympic Gold, a Lifetime Achievement award from Arbys.”

Kimmel said, “A Lifetime Achievement award from Arbys? For what?” Trump’s hand replied, “For eating ten thousand Beef ‘n Cheddars.” Kimmel joked, “Oh, you know what? That is an honor,” before asking, “Hey, is that a new bruise you have there on your back?”

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Jimmy Kimmel also asked Donald Trump’s bruised hand about Iran and the Epstein files(Image: Jimmy Kimmel/Instagram)

The hand replied, “Yeah, that’s right. I got it while I was killing the Ayatollah. I punched him so hard. Pow! Pow! Chah! Chah! Right in the turban. He was like, ‘Sir, sir, it’s such an honor to be punched by such a strong and large hand.’ And then I stole all of his Shish kebabs. Have you heard about these things?”

Trump’s bruised hand then threw a plate of Shish kebabs at everyone and said, “I love kebabs. They call me Kebab Marley. Many people do.” Kimmel then questioned Trump about who they plan to lead Iran.

The president’s hand replied, “Aladdin,” referring to the Disney character. The talk show host then asked about Jeffrey Epstein. The hand replied that he missed the convicted sex offender. He added that he enjoyed riding on Epstein’s plane with him and “redacted,” who “knew how to party,” referring to the redacted names in the Epstein files.

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Donald Trump was spotted with a rash on his neck earlier this week (Image: Pool/ABACA/Shutterstock)

Kimmel asked the hand about the allegations about him that have “disappeared,” but the hand replied that, for “legal reasons,” he had to respond with “angry silence.”

As for what Trump’s hand would say to the Americans who believe he should be testifying under oath, the hand replied, “Would you look at the time? I have to pick the next country to go to war with. Spin it, Marco,” before Marco Rubio’s “hand” spun a globe. “We will be bombing Costa Rico,” the president’s hand said.

The White House has said the rash on Trump’s neck was due to the use of “a very common cream” prescribed by his doctor as a “preventative skin treatment.” Trump has been told that the redness should be expected to last a few weeks.