Ladies Are THIRSTY For Post Malone’s Cowboy-Inspired Underwear Photoshoot

Post Malone

Writing about a Post Malone thirst trap was not on my bingo card for 2025.

These days, most country fans are drooling over Riley Green, Zach Top, Parker McCollum, and Tucker Wetmore. However, some country fans prefer a more rugged aesthetic, leading some ladies to lust after artists like Koe Wetzel and Post Malone.

If you’ve been with us for a while here at Whiskey Riff, then I’m sure you’ve read quite a few articles over the years of ladies holding up NSFW sayings during concerts to these artists, throwing bras or panties on stage, or spamming their Instagram comments with how much they love these men.

And I must admit, scrolling through these comment sections is one of my favorite pastimes aside from watching reality TV. It cracks me up that some folks online have no filter and post exactly how they feel. I mean, of course, we are all thinking it, but to open the comments section, type it out, and then hit post is a level of confidence I will never have.

Post Malone’s comment section has occupied a significant portion of my time today, as he announced a partnership with the Kim Kardashian-owned company SKIMS. The “essentials” company for undergarments, clothes, and swimsuits has recently expanded its sales into menswear and enlisted the Texas native as one of their campaign partners.

In a western photoshoot, Malone is pictured or featured in short-form videos on a horse, posing next to an old truck, or in the river fly fishing. Fans are loving the cowboy persona of the “What Don’t Belong To Me” singer. And I agree. The images look natural; they hardly resemble a campaign, and they embody the cowboy way of life that Malone has wholeheartedly embraced.

The images are authentically Malone, with him even sporting his beat-up trucker hat from Little Bird Trucking, which Marcus King’s wife owns. The only thing that would have made this shoot better was if his horse, Ashtray, were featured in the photos.

But most fans were less concerned about his trusty steed being a different horse. They were especially infatuated with the third image on this carousel, where he’s posing in some camouflage underpants.

Ironically, with all of his tattoos, the briefs do almost blend into him.

It did not take long for ladies to flood the comments section thirsting over Malone. Check out what some fans had to say:

“What a morning to be alive.”

“Nothing prepared me for that 3rd slide.”

“Mr. Posty, I’m at work, sir.”

“Insane flic.”

“Holy mother of God.”

“Country Post >>>.”

“Mmmhhhh sexy cowboy.”

“I’ve never wanted skims more.”

“Holy.”

“I see where all his weight went.”

“The best part of waking up is Malone in your cuuuuuuup.”

“This was not on my 2025 bingo card, but I’m here for PM’s model era.”

“That boy is serving looks!”

“I’m happy I’m alive at this time in history.”

“I’m only buying the pair he’s wearing.”

“Lord, have mercy.”

“I wasn’t prepared.”

“Wait a minute… Austin Richard Post is acting up.”

I guess just like his lyrics suggest, Malone’s got a thing for the “Finer Things,” including bougie underwear.