BREAKING: “QUIET, PIGGY!” Jimmy Kimmel hilariously torches Trump for demanding his show be taken off the air!

Kimmel, as is his job, made fun of Trump for his efforts to keep the Epstein files hidden and triggered a Category 5 Truth Social meltdown in which Trump demanded to know why “Why does ABC Fake News keep Jimmy Kimmel, a man with NO TALENT and VERY POOR TELEVISION RATINGS, on the air? Why do the TV Syndicates put up with it? Also, totally biased coverage. Get the bum off the air!!!”

The late-night host addressed Trump’s latest effort to get him kicked off the air with his customary wit and derision.

“He posted this — I think this is interesting — at 1249 a.m. 11 minutes after the show ended on the East Coast, which is nice. He watches us live! Thanks for watching us on TV instead of on YouTube, we appreciate that, and I’ll tell you it’s viewers like you who keep us on the air, ironically.”

“It’s also sweet that even in the middle of the biggest sex scandal in the history of the American presidency, he takes precious time on the toilet to post about our show. Keep saying we have bad ratings, and you should listen to him because if anyone knows about bad ratings, it’s that guy!”

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“Approval rating is tanking, plunging to a new low, a new low even among Republicans. That’s the lowest level of his second term.”

“Yes, I have honestly lost count now of how many times the president has demanded I’d be pulled off the air. I mean talk about a snowflake! This guy every five weeks, he flips out and wants me fired. If you got this many threats from a neighbor, you’d have no problem getting a restraining order. The judge would be like yeah, it sounds like the guy’s nuts. Boom.”

“It’s disturbing, you know, and you’ve done this before — you tried to get me fired in September. It didn’t work. Mr. President, if you’re watching tonight, which I presume you are, how about this?

“I’ll go when you go, okay? Let’s ride off into the sunset together like Butch Cassidy and the Suntan Kid. And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you, quiet piggy!”

BOOM! MIC DROP. Trump appears to be trapped in a vicious cycle of getting made fun of by Kimmel, getting furious and demanding he be fired, getting made fun of again, and so on and so forth. Perhaps the president of the United States should be directing his energy towards more productive endeavors?